I managed to get mauled by an ant (or a few of them) today. The back of my arm now looks like this:
Large, red, welty.
No insurance means I have to rely on Michelle's hippy concoctions. Lets hope the dark green sludge I'm drinking out of a mason jar right now does the trick. And lets also hope that I am right and it was ants and not some poisonous Texas something or other.
(It should be said, I am prone to ridiculous reactions to bug bites, this is not the worst I've had. Once, my entire thigh was a huge blister due to a sting of some sort,and I didn't go to the doctor then either.)
p.s. Reason #15 I love Michelle? She told me this morning while we were out for our walk that I don't need to wax my upper lip, I just need to avoid the "Tom Selleck" lighting that our bathroom provides. PHEW!!!
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